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To: Blue On Black who wrote (3743)	3/3/1998 2:34:00 AM
From: jcboatwright	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 12754

SI MIDNIGHT RAG *TUESDAY EDITION (C/simr) A court in Las Vegas, Nevada, sentenced Lee Cooper,34 to 54 months in prison for causing the drowning in a local hotel pool of "Tina TaTa's", an aging 67-year-old former topless dancer "well known in the stripper circles in Vegas for her world record setting 88QQQQ breasts. Before SIMR and the local press Chief Justice JC "Yo-ASS is GRASS" Boatwright found that, though the intoxicated woman (0.287 blood-alcohol reading) had voluntarily gone underwater to perform fellatio on Mr.Cooper, he had deliberately held the poor victim's head underwater too long in a "selfish" desire to "gratify himself, to prolong his pleasure" and showed a total lack of remorse in the aftermath. Lee Cooper , a well known stock and options trader has had multiple encounters with the law over the last month. Most recently he was arrested after a brief scuffle broke out between himself and Tommy "BIG DICK" Wilson, a local Repo-man. It's reported that Mr.Cooper had talked the Repo driver into NOT repo-ing his truck after working out a deal to NOT pick up the truck if Mr. Cooper would give the burly 400 pound driver an extended session of ORAL sex. Seems that after receiving the "SPECIAL PLEASURE" as he claimed Mr. Cooper called it...he had to break it to Mr. Cooper that he was "still going to REPO the truck." RUMOR MILL>? There is an un-confirmed rumor floating down the Las Vegas Strip that J.C. Boatwright the (missing Editor and Owner of the Midnight Rag) has been spotted dropping large sums of money on the Black Jack tables in the Mirage Casino, accompanied by "Lauren".. the voluptuous "Chupacabra". They have also been spotted hanging out at the "Bohemien Cluster Buck..where a huge wedding reception for them is also rumored to be being planned for them this fall (c)