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To: the Chief who wrote (5700)	2/24/1998 2:27:00 PM
From: Fulvio Castelli	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 10836

Speaking of the Pope and yokes... These 3 guys die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates, they encounter St. Peter who tells them: "Before I let you guys in, I should explain that we assign transportation in heaven according to how pure a life you have led." So the first guy goes up and St. Peter asks him "How many women have you slept with?" The guy says "Hmmm, about 30 I guess." St. Peter gives him a disapproving look and says "Well, that's not too good son. I'll give you a Volkswagen Beetle." Second guy goes up and St. Peter asks him the same question. Guy says "Ummm, I think it was around 10." St. Peter says "Well, I guess that's not too bad. I'll give you a Chevrolet." Finally, the 3rd guy goes up. He tells St. Peter that he was a virgin when he married and she was the only woman he ever slept with. St. Peter is very impressed and gives him a Cadillac. So the first two guys are tooling around heaven one day when they see the 3rd guy pulled over to the side with his head in his hands. They're a little worried for the guy so they go over and ask him what's wrong. The guy looks up and says "I just saw the Pope go by on a skateboard!"

To: the Chief who wrote (5700)	2/24/1998 6:29:00 PM
From: Gary H	Respond to of 10836

Chief, A come back. The Pope and Clinton die on the same day. There is a mistake and the Pope goes to hell and Clinton goes to heaven. When the Pope arrives he tells the devil of the mistake and the devil says, don't worry, we'll fix it to-morrow. The next day the Pope is on his way to heaven and Clinton is on his way to hell when they meet half way and stop for a chat. The Pope goes on to say that he is looking forward to meeting the Virgin Mary. Clinton says, Sorry, your one day to late.