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To: Rambi who wrote (8119)	2/24/1998 8:45:00 PM
From: Thomas C. White	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 71178

Hmmm penni, seems like you've got some competition from the locals. PARATOUR--ECOLOGY AND A SPECTACLES OUTDOORS We Paratour are satisfied to offer a trip to you of the enthusiasm in the wild world of swampyland of Paraguayan. Must you see the flora and the fauna of a new world, the similars of which you never have seen in your big modern expense dirtcrime cities. COMMODATIONS AND EATING FOOD All the quarters are equipped of the many windows and a big door. All the quarters around have a great big ventilatorfan that it rounds and rounds and are great to take colorful photos to show all their relatives when return even hang the washclothes. The toilet are special deep holes in little huts outside their rooms. They have a system of special recycling that we invent here the right. They smell rather seriously, but that one is ecology right!! Each site has a tin of insecticide including for free, and the instructions in how using it. The supper eats once to the day in the porch. Most of the time you will eat the lunch towards outside in the shrub traveling, where there are many new intestinal meals that you never will experiment in any other place because they must be only found in Paraguay. Like wild pig and beetles. But Nobody eats the breakfast because the breakfast of the Paraguayan is very disconcerted to the Americans. But if he wish it, him we will sure give it anyway doubtless. In your own very quarter you can watch the Paraguayan spiders that jump gigantic famous (they comes only at night). But one does not worry, he eat only big red scorpions that would terrorize of another way in their guest's slippers and would try to itch sting to him! We are grieved to say that there are showers or no baths in the quarters. But we invite wonder "ecological" special of the forest is in storage! We have a secret big falling watercascade where the women can take naked shower, and another one for the mens way far. One does not worry men, we will give him many of hints around where to find them woman! (Ha Ha. It is a joke women.) JUNGLE FUNS Come with us in trips from the great forest, in where we will look for the big snake anaconda and, if we are lucky, take it gut it out and we eat it for the yumlunch! It is special a native plate and we know that you will specially have taste of the exotic experience to live on the trail. We even showed the dangerous place to guest where there is quick-moving slimy deepsand throughout. Many dead animals can seen, with their little horn sticking up outside the deepsand. Very sad perhaps and it smells not so good. But, there are lost never always a guest! So you are quite safe. Also we taught very excellent the techniques to kill to birds with blowguns. This one is how the native barebuttock ones take their foods. Of course, we are very ecological conscious so really never we killed the birds most the time except a few. We so put mostly big toucans of wood in many of the trees and the guest tries to put the dart in toucan. Practice makes perfection! NIGHT ACTS And one does not worry that it is boring night! We have many special cultural event and that excite that we do there to the right in its own ecological hotel! And including in the price free! Like example, Thursday we introduce to our guests to special a native dance, and our guests participates the personnel hotel along with. They select one of the guests of the men. He persecutes all the women as if he has lusty wanting of them. The women shout and jumble and they are scattered far by far all over the place. Then, all the group of the women gather in the man and catches it. They bury him in the stinkdirt until its neck, and then they spill the water very hot in him and they beat it in the head with the special small sharpened ceremony sticks until he is sick. He never will do THAT again. Ha Ha. It is many of jolly and authenticated diversion and you do not wish to lack them! PAYING MONEY How much is this costy? Less than you could expect much. In fact, less than those programs of ecotourist of the bled heart of the fakey garbage they drivel much by the museums and they snootly gringo scum scientific societies. They really do not know that what is doing and deceives all their patrons and they stick money an arm and leg. But nobody listening us. And, even if somehow you do have a hateful time badly while, well, we will even give to a discount special the next time him that you come. Better luck next time we say!

To: Rambi who wrote (8119)	2/24/1998 11:38:00 PM
From: username	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 71178

Good evening senora, my name is Ramon, that is fine, please enjoy your meal! TO BEINGINNING THE MEAL 1. la cola del iguana Broiled Chicken with toothpicks......................50,000 2. tub‚rculos crujientes extra¤os Crunchy Roots (spicy).................................50,000 3. comidas hervidas grotescas Refried Beans (the "gringo" favorite).................50,000 4. habas que hac¡an espuma odiosas macabras Salsa (for the beans, try it!)........................50,000 5. ferment¢ e iguana que los pies con la palma arraigan Chicken Tenders with Small Salad.......................50,000 6. sorpresa picante de la sopa del iguana Bowl of Spicy Chicken Soup............................50,000 FOR THE DINNER PLEASURIGN 7. el iguana frito picante con los gusanos extra¤os con y barbacoa extra¤a fermentada Spicy Chicken with House Salad .......................100,000 8. los fronds de la palma con la sopa extra¤a del iguana con caviar las termitas Young Palm Fronds with the House Soup Du Jour............120,000 10. que rebelaba as¢ saurian con la cola conservada en vinagre Chef's Choice ( no substitutions plese)................170,000 . 11. efervescentes espantosos del iguana de los l¡quidos con del insecto y las larvas Preserved Chicken Breast with Deligtful Cream Sauce.....120,000 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Some Chardonnay, perhaps? No. No water. No. No ice. No. No soda. No. The wine? from your country senora. 200,000. yes. yes. thank you.