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To: Rambi who wrote (8140)2/25/1998 1:36:00 PM
From: Thomas C. White  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 71178
 
TO: Mrs. Penny Westerbrook
FM: Juan F. Gonzales Quiros Guillermo Hourquescos Saldiver
El Supremo Presidente, Paratour S.A., Asuncion

Mrs. Ugly Fat Westbrook!!

You perpeturating a horrible big fraud in the big famous name and of the world of Paratour, perhaps of the firstmost supplier of the trip in the country of Paraguay. Now we are discussing to these matters with legal our counsel in America to determine our company what actions avaialable so are that we take against you fat ugly piggy self.

You does not think that you are deceiving to us in all the lady. We are not stupid, Oh No! Was not it was your company tourguide idiot the one that is who took to the group doomed of Cleveland for above in the Chaca scary land of the wild north places, seeing the Paraguayan worldfamous chicken giants and manroosters that gathers in widened widened hordes lots to the areas of the flat lands out there westly? It was not even found out by idiot him foolish guide, the chickens of Paraguayan are animals very very dangerous when they waked up fierce, and they are been know to peckpeck to tourists unsuspecting to the death and to eat them and drink tourist blood, specially at time of the drought in which there is sources no available of the chicken food they likes. The group of the trip so fed big chicken herd on tragic with two tasty flavor camera-toting teachers of schoolchildrens. We Paratour are very smart and we knows to stay the distance away from of chicken.

We read its dumb announcement for the day of the St. Patrick and laugh til we vomits. Stupid Fat Woman. You do not know that do you the woman of Paraguaya swampvillage never wear away greeny clothes out of house home, because if the women have had only sex with his her brother and father or and catching her they make her to wear away green clothes dress and each one of the village spit in then her eyes and we take her out towards it go and burn the her death. Therefore, we did not never celebrate days of the St. Patrick because if we do it then, later we must maybe spit in all our women and kill to them.

We will must limit our big resource in the United States the legal demand efforts as we see adjustment need. Nevertheless, if your ever footput of the passage in Paraguay, Ugly Fat Westbrook Women, we does catch you and make wearing to her you one of those funny hat of these Nazi opera with the horns animals in them sticking up. Then, we will take to her towards out it go to the place of the slimy moving deepsand and we will cut her liverparts out the bodies and we will bury her ugly Penny Westbrook fat there so its horns funny in its stick of out the top the hat outside the sand wigglewaggle until she dead died, and will laugh many there often when we showed our following guests the great cow fat that obtained sadly taken fall in the nasty slimy deepsands and died a horrible death. Ha Ha.

Sincere to you ever always,
Juan