To: J.B.C. who wrote (124504 ) 10/18/2025 6:10:37 PM From: J.B.C. 1 RecommendationRecommended By bjzimmy
Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 124631 Top 20 Adam Schiff Fun Facts The Pencil-Neck Papers I see Adam Schiff as a poster boy for the Deep State. A scrawny bureaucrat who turned the House Intelligence Committee into a partisan circus, pushing hoaxes while burning through millions in our money, all while concealing his own skullduggery. Below are the twenty most outrageous Schiff reports. It’s weird because each reads like a case study in double standards.1. Russia Collusion Hoax Mastermind Schiff brandished a manila envelope on live TV and swore he had “smoking-gun proof” of Trump-Russia treason. Behind closed doors, his committee quietly spent $32 million on an investigation later debunked as partisan fiction. He funneled Steele Dossier nonsense into FISA court filings, helped muzzle dissenters on Twitter, and left the Fourth Amendment in tatters. Conservatives saw it not as oversight but as sedition in a suit. But if his “evidence” were any realer, he’d have framed it in gold instead of hiding it like a bad Grindr date—talk about a dossier that’s all tease, no climax.2. Whistleblower Puppet Master Schiff told the Senate he had “no prior contact” with the Ukraine whistleblower, but records suggest his staff practically ghost-wrote the complaint that lit Impeachment 1.0. He buried the communications, let media hysteria bloom, and muzzled opposition—all in the name of “oversight.” If he pulled strings that tight, maybe that’s why his neck’s still loose3. Classified Leaks Ringmaster FBI files revealed that Schiff okayed selective leaks of Russia-probe intel to national media. Instead of protecting national security, he weaponized classified data for political spin.4. Mortgage Fraud Fixer Documents suggest Schiff falsely claimed Maryland residency to score lower mortgage rates while living in California. Dual voting records raise additional questions. If his loans were any fishier, he’d need a harpoon instead of a gavel.5. Voter Fraud Double-Dipper Evidence from election probes indicates Schiff maintained active voter registrations in two states and allegedly cast ballots in both. For a man who claims to defend “democracy,” that’s some creative interpretation of “one man, one vote.”6. FISA Abuse Architect Schiff championed warrants built on discredited Steele Dossier claims, effectively turning FISA into a Fourth Amendment shredder. Horowitz’s IG report later confirmed zero corroboration. If his FISA game were a casino, he’d be the house—rigged odds and all — but bankrupt in decency.7. Steele Dossier Chief Marketing Officer He read Clinton-funded opposition research into the Congressional Record, lending official weight to a fiction he knew was bullshit. If that dossier were his love child, it’d have his eyes—shifty, unblinking, and allergic to paternity tests.8. Impeachment Evidence Shredder Staffers swore that Schiff ordered exculpatory transcripts destroyed during the Ukraine inquiry. That’s not “oversight”—it’s obstruction of Congress.9. Mueller Report Liar Despite “no conspiracy” findings, Schiff spun Mueller’s words into a four-year guilt crusade, fueling endless headlines and donor cash.10. FEC Super PAC Colluder FEC filings hint at coordination between Schiff’s team and Super PACs pushing anti-Trump messaging—potentially violating campaign finance law.11. ActBlue Money Launderer Audits found questionable “phantom” donations linked to Schiff’s fundraising streams, suggesting donor laundering through ActBlue structures. If his money-laundering were any cleaner, it’d sparkle like his lies—too bad guilt doesn’t wash out in the spin cycle.12. Logan Act Border-Jumper Texts imply Schiff meddled with Ukrainian officials pre-inauguration—an uninvited dip into State Department waters. If Logan Act violations were jaywalking, he’d be the person dodging traffic in stilettos—cross-dressing diplomacy, one illegal step at a time.13. USAID Slush-Fund Funneler Records from 2025 leaks suggest Schiff rerouted USAID money through NGOs to finance anti-Trump efforts abroad.14. Transcript Falsifier Multiple staffers testified Schiff altered official memos and logs during hearings—a felony if proven. Schiff seems to be immune to ethics.15. Sensitive Info Misrepresenter He twisted bogus classified material into public accusations, fueling press frenzies while ignoring debriefed truths. If his spin were makeup, he’d be RuPaul—one wipe and the act’s over.16. Ethics Defense Fund Grifter Facing DOJ scrutiny, Schiff raised seven figures for a “legal defense fund” skirting ethics caps on donor influence.17. Pedo Blackmail Cover-Up Unproven but persistent: claims he silenced an intern’s assault accusations with taxpayer hush money. Conservatives demand transparency; Schiff jokes it off. If his browser history could talk, it’d demand witness protection.18. Underage Death Enabler Foreign affidavits allege narcotics involvement in a young man’s fatal overdose abroad—never charged, but toxic in every sense of the word.19. Perjury Parade Leader From “no contact” to “forgotten meetings,” Schiff’s testimony record reads like a perjury handbook. Censured already, criminal liability still looms. If lying were an Olympic sport, he’d be the FanDuel favorite for Gold.20. Deep State Soros Puppet Funding trails and coordination leaks raised accusations of direct ties between Schiff’s initiatives and globalist money pipelines. If that Soros leash were any shorter, he’d trip on it—though he’d still deny it while smiling for the cameras. Adam Shiff isn’t a public servant—he’s a walking ethics violation in a $5,000 suit. He’s the kind of guy who’d lecture on integrity while picking your pocket, then file an ethics complaint against you for noticing. Every scandal he touches turns to compost, and still he struts like he’s auditioning for CIA Director: The Musical. He’s the bobblehead for moral bankruptcy.