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Strategies & Market Trends : ajtj's Post-Lobotomy Market Charts and Thoughts -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: ajtj99 who wrote (96310)	10/28/2025 1:06:49 AM
From: ajtj99	Respond to of 96409

I am still not 100% certain about what UPST does. I think they give out bridge loans to people who can't keep current with their AMEX bills on their OnlyFans account or their 30-year Segway Installment loans. However, this friend of a friend whose cousin knows this person who the CEO dated in 6th grade says he was totally into Pokeman back then, so it's likely they also give out loans to people who collect these cards as well as NFT's of all the Dakota Johnson 50-Shades Movie scenes with her in "fabric light" scenes, since that's his type. That's what the algos may go for. Vegas says any mention of "golden showers" or "rusty trombone" in the earnings report is an automatic short, as is mention of the "Reverse Kumasutra", which is doing everything opposite, backwards, inside out, and upside down simultaneously in that discipline.