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To: Rambi who wrote (8218)	2/26/1998 2:08:00 PM
From: username	Respond to of 71178

Vous avez une bonne voie avec des mots, Madame, et je crois que votre perception est correcte.

To: Rambi who wrote (8218)	2/26/1998 2:13:00 PM
From: username	Respond to of 71178

Actual subtitles from Chinese films 1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. 2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. 3. Gun wounds again? 4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin. 5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries. 6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken! 7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants. 8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here? 9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up. 10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken. 11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out! 12. You daring lousy guy. 13. Beat him out of recognizable shape! 14. I have been scared sh**less too much lately. 15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair! 16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected. 17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold? 18. How can you use my intestines as a gift? 19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. 20. I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert floor for your aunts to eat.

To: Rambi who wrote (8218)	2/26/1998 2:22:00 PM
From: epicure	Respond to of 71178

Rambi Americano Bimbo Leesten to me good, Juan eeessss mine. You with your beeg American Breests will never haff heem for he eess all for mee, EEmelda yadayada, and he weel never be yorse. Eeef you Veesit my Paraguay country of beloved leeches, you weel feel the anger of me to Americano marido stealing beetches. I haff no fear uff you weeth your wet doughnuts of luff. Eemelda yadayada

To: Rambi who wrote (8218)	2/26/1998 5:21:00 PM
From: BlueCrab	Respond to of 71178

Oh, Albatross Who Must Be Endured -- <<These are supposed to be grown-ups with well-developed social skills and some ability to differentiate between acceptable and inappropriate behavior. They're supposed to be capable of moral sense, aesthetic taste and intellectual judgment plus a certain degree of sophisticated wit.>> And above all, the ability to throw all these niceties into the crapper when the spirit moves us! I damn near fell off my chair laughing (quite literally) when I read this - the punchline is priceless. Give ya a quarter for the rights...

To: Rambi who wrote (8218)	2/26/1998 6:35:00 PM
From: Drygulch Dan	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 71178

"Shore wood like ta see Mz Rambi agin," the grungy ol' derilict mutters, as he drags the recalcitrant burro up over yet another false summit on his way westward towards the Sierra Madre and freedom. Sweat drisled down his chest and a deep and continuous pain in the back of his ribcage festered and attracted flies. "Thet ugly litter fella wit da big sombrero sorta ticked me offen, stickin thet popgun at me and cursin and talkin so fast...wonder why he kept tryin ta sell me his seester whatever that is..." his thoughts drift outwards and back in up to El Norte, and his ever treasured Uncompaghre Wilderness where he longed to be again...