(zero dark thiry)
[Zombie Two, Zombie Two, this is Zombie One, ya copy, over.]
[Zombie One, Zombie Two, copy.]
[OK, Zombie Two; Clint, get the rest of the squad up, I've got the orders]
[Ooooh, big Zombie One. Why can't you do that?]
[Zombie Two, don't f*** with me Clint, just do it. And don't forget the copy and the brackets. Copy??]
[yeah, yeah. Zombie Three, Zombie Three, ya copy? Over.]
[Zombie Two, this is Zombie Three, yo dude, what's the haps? Over.]
[Copy Zombie Three, Surfer Dude, yer weapons clean? Ya ready to go? Over.]
[Yeah, as clean as there gonna get, dude. What's the plan Charlie Chan?]
[Surfer, cut that s*** out. This is serious. And don't forget the over and the brackets, ya ****** *****. Over.]
[Dude! **** you too, and cow poo poo. Over bracket.]
[Zombie Three, stay on the line. Zombie Four, Zombie Four, do you read? Over.]
[Repeat Zombie Four, Zombie Four, Zombie ******** Four, do you ******* read? Over.]
[Zombie Two, Zombie Four, yeah I read you. What's your problem with the little star things? Over.]
[Zombie Four, those are curse words, they all start with f, s, or a. Over.]
[Dude's got a severe friggin' problem.]
[Shut the **** up, Three, this is hard enough without you cuttin' in. Over.]
[Sorry, dude. Over. Over bracket. <gg>]
[Three, knock that **** off! OK, this is Zombie Two, Zombie Two, Zombie Five, do you copy? Over.]
[Hi, Clint. I mean, sorry. Zombie Two, this is Zombie Five, read you load and clean. Over.]
[Zombie Five, you ******* moron, watch your spelling. OK, squad, listen up. I love this ****, listen up, ten four. I love it. OK, listen up. We've been hired to go in to some place in the jungle and extract some chick. I think. I'm not sure exactly what the deal is at this point. Here's what I do know. There's a General Juan, he's ******* nuts. Stay the **** away from him. Thomas is OK. There's some people at a party, they are OK, I think, but be on the lookout. There's a guy named Alex. If you get behind him, he's bulletproof, but don't expect any help if you piss him off. He's radioactive. Everybody at the party is OK I think, if they use taht, whchi is what happens when youtype too fast. Watch out for anything weird, like Japanese movie monsters.]
[What? Ec*******scuse me?]
[Shut the **** Four, I'm typing. That's right, Japanese movie monsters. Anyway, there's a guy named Dan, he's a good guy, there's Holly, she's good, penni with a small p, she's good, all the people at the party are OK. It's the other posts you'll have to worry about. This Generalissimo thinks we are working for him, so watch it. The guy named Gaughin or however you spell it, his box is down. We meet on the PM, I'll tell you the specifics there. OK, move out. Over.]
[What about the people you didn't mention by name?]
[Surfer, you smart*** ****, don't ****** worry about it. Over.]
[Zombie Four to Zombie Two, PM, over.]
[Zombie Three to Zombie Two, roger wilcox, over bracket<ggg>]
[Zombie tw this is zombie 5, I will be their, ths is zombie 5 over and out, nyuk]
[Dude, I get it, this is like a monster movie. Five is the first one to go.]
[Surfer, SHUT THE **** UP. Over.] |