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To: Sergio R. Mejia who wrote (7956)2/28/1998 11:41:00 AM
From: Sergio R. Mejia  Respond to of 116764
 
Smart money's betting the farm on El Ni¤o

Pizarro did well by his El Ni¤o, and the
smart money is looking to do well by ours.
The smart money is buying futures on every
food crop in North America. A wet spring
and a parched summer and prices will shoot
over the moon. Whistle up an ill wind and
the smart money will bask in it.



February 28, 1998 The Toronto Star By Slinger
Smart money's betting the farm on El Ni¤o

IN THE YEARS immediately following 1524,
Pizarro led triumphant expeditions along
the northwest coast of South America.
These provided a strong base for his
invasion of the empire of the Inca.

He was a bit of a case, Francisco Pizarro
- his ambition and greed were so immense
that other conquistadors claimed he gave
them a bad name. His ultimate achievement
was the destruction, through wholesale
rape, barefaced deceit, and cold-blooded
murder, of one of the most intriguing
civilizations the world has known. Of
course, the world Pizarro represented
barely knew it at all before then.

Pizarro was lucky. The coast where he
splashed ashore is in normal times a
desert, and he and his vandals would have
been driven away or would have died if an
odd thing hadn't happened. It rained. It
rained, and the desert bloomed, and the
thriving vegetation kept Pizarro, his men,
and their horses in fighting trim.

El Ni¤o wasn't born yesterday.

Although it always seems to come as news
to us. Unseasonal tornadoes across Florida
jostle unprecedented floods in California
for the headlines, threatening the
prominence of Paul Martin's budget and
Bill Clinton's calisthenics in the Middle
East and the Oval Office.

Somehow we fail to connect the dots - we
do sort of, but we don't really - with the
Great Ice Storm of '98 in Eastern Ontario
and Quebec. The long, cold dark, the
shattered forests, the hallowed
hydro-electric grid unravelling like a
cat's cradle on a child's fingers.

And way up north, up beyond Sioux Lookout,
the ice roads melt more than a month ahead
of the scheduled thaw, with the Bearskin
Lake First Nation still far from
re-provisioned. While hereabouts - this
month just ending? - February was invented
to separate the hairy-chested Torontonian
from the sniffling lamb.

You call what we had a February? Pass the
gin, but go easy on the tonic. We're
running low.

Before Vankleek Hill froze into national
prominence; before we enjoyed those
satisfying pictures of turistas doing the
quick-step through snowy San Miguel
d'Allende and dreary old Toronto was
transformed lock, stock market and TTC
into a tropical paradise; long before
Florida and California (tornadoes in
southern California were unheard of until
now); long before the Bearskin Lake ice
worms boiled in their nests, the disaster
prophet at the Environmental News Network
(http://www.enn.com) was giddy with
anticipation, cackling - this was back in
September - ''batten down the hatches and
prepare for the climate event of the
century!''

Find out what he likes in the daily double
and bet the farm.

The previous ''climate event of the
century''? El Ni¤o of 1982-83. Total costs
worldwide, $18 billion. The El Ni¤o of
1997 wasn't quite a contender, but it
boasted the record-high average global
temperature. The El Ni¤o of 1990 to 1995
had newsy aspects, but none as memorable
as its having been the longest ever.

This current El Ni¤o's tally (apart from
the foregoing) is championship quality.
Unspeakable heat and temperature
fluctuations in Peru, Colombia and Chile
threaten epidemics of malaria and dengue
fever. Five to 10 times the normal
rainfall in Kenya, 1,200 dead. Brush fires
reminiscent of Los Angeles in Sydney,
Australia, thousands evacuated, dozens of
homes burned. Drought in Indonesia,
drought in Papua New Guinea. New Zealand
deluged one minute, bone-dry the next -
crop and livestock losses exceed $150
million. Most severe heatwave of the
century in central Asia. The monsoon
entirely out of whack in Pakistan and
India.

(Fire and ice. And all the world huddled
in houses of straw and houses of twigs
waiting for the next blow. El Ni¤o might be
the agent of destruction - if El Ni¤o
don't get you, global warming will - but
some hold that the root cause is the
oldest one of all. The original one. Sin.
And if that's the case, then it must be
something you're doing. I've been good as
gold.)

It ain't over yet. El Ni¤o winters are
regularly followed by lousy springs. Are
regularly followed by infernal summers.
Already where the ice storm ravaged, the
prediction - it was in this very newspaper
- is wildfires, all that fallen brush
combusting spontaneously. Then what? A
tsunami?

Pizarro did well by his El Ni¤o, and the
smart money is looking to do well by ours.
The smart money is buying futures on every
food crop in North America. A wet spring
and a parched summer and prices will shoot
over the moon. Whistle up an ill wind and
the smart money will bask in it.

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Slinger's column appears Monday, Thursday
and Saturday.