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To: epicure who wrote (8321)2/28/1998 3:02:00 PM
From: Janice Shell  Respond to of 71178
 
Vagina gave her head a brisk shake and tried to pay attention. Perhaps she'd suffered a mild concussion in the crash landing. What WAS this woman--this Eemerelda--trying to communicate?

Vagina's Armani blouse was of heavy silk, not entirely appropriate for wear in the tropics. She began to perspire, but only slightly, no more than her mother had taught her was proper. She rolled up the sleeves of the blouse.

She peered into Eemerelda's face: "If su leeches son cosĀ sehr gut, besser, ja, oui, je suis, uh, je voudrais vederli".

Had she got through to the crazed woman? She hoped so. She also hoped the leeches were the nice pastel ones; her favorites.



To: epicure who wrote (8321)2/28/1998 6:39:00 PM
From: username  Respond to of 71178
 
[Zombie 2, Zombie 2, Zombie 3, I'm by the woodline. Over]

[Zombie 3, copy, what's with the smoke, did you pop a smoker? Over.]

[Zombie 2, no, dude, I got a visual on it though. 4 is closer than I am, Zombie 4, you got a visual? Zombie 4, Zombie 4.]

[Zombie 4, you ******* ****, can you hear 3 calling you ****** ****? Over.]

[hey, **** you zombie 2, i'm trying to be quiet here. yeah, i got a visual. you ain't gonna believe it though.]

[10-4 Zombie 4. **** I love this ****! (chortle) over.]

[yeah, clint, well, you're a ******* all star. i got a visual on something. it looks like a small town in maine. there's a sign that says amityville. what happended to gomer? over.]

[Zombie 4, Gomer purchased the plantation. **** him. You are ******* hallucinating. Take off your sunglasses and give me a ******* visual, if you don't ******* mind. Over.]

[(chuckle) yeah, ok. just checking to see if you were awake. i hated that runt anyway, he thought he was real smart, that jackass liberal attorney. he was a moron. we split his cut, right? ok, i got a small white house with a patio. regular looking place. people drinking white wine, some kind of ***** jazz music. barbecue. some chick looking through a kaleidoscope. man this is such ********. i'm glad i get 5's cut. over.]

[Dude! I mean Zombie 4, that sounds like the spot. Zombie 2, are you in the neighborhood, or are you just hovering around waiting for us to draw some fire? Over.]

[Zombie 3, don't worry about me. Here's the plan. Look for a greasy guy with black hair and a uniform with stars and bars.]

[yeah, got it. so? he's the target?]

[No "dude", he is not the ******* target. He is the man that signs your checks. You get that concept, right? Over.]

[zombie 2, zombie 2, zombie 4. i got a visual on an ugly boy. scratch that, 2 ugly boys! you copy that, you ****? 2 ugly boys, you ****** ******, you never said anything about aircraft, *** **** it. over.]

[Oh jeez, dude, I got 'em too. They ain't Uglies, man, they are friggin' giant friggin' animals. Dude, these things are friggin' huge, bro. ****! Zombie 2, I got a visual on friggin' Mothra and friiggin' Rodan. This is friggin' special. What's all this? Over.]

[OK, 10-4, Zombie 3, Zombie 4, listen up! Heh, heh, I ******* LOVE this ****. OK, that's OUR air cover, boys. At least that's what I am really ******* hoping. You got a visual on a small wooden hut near the white house? That's El Jefe's daughter in there. You're going to have to extract her, but watch the ******* party. There's some guy called "X" in there somewhere, he's clean, don't **** with him. There' some midget wrestlers in there somewhere, too. Waste 'em. Over.]

[zombie 2, zombie 4, you got to be ******* me man. there is no way in hell i'm going in there with the ****** japanese monsters up there. forget it. over and ****** out, you ****.]

Zombie 4, you chicken ****, I told you they were OURS. Go! Go! Zombie 3 drop some smoke to cover 4. Over]

[OK, Zombie 2, I got a visual on 4, he's goin' in, dude. Hey, dude, that Rodan dude has him spotted. He's divin' on him, dude. ****, hey Zombie 4 is gettin' snatched by Rodan, man. This is snot friggin' chilly here, dude. What the ****, over?]