To: Jay Elrod who wrote (4948 ) 3/1/1998 6:47:00 AM From: Hubert Few Respond to of 9569
Hrrummphh, Hrrruuummmmph....Thank you for setting the record straight Jay. Yes indeedy, I do own more than one share (but less than the million or two that Justin owns) Nanny Nanny two shoes Justin's slinging do-do. Ok, now that we have raised the discussion to a more Adult level.....Brrrrrrgggggh (clearing throat, we oldsters do that from time to time) You see, I have this little dog, and his name is Checkers, and I am *NOT* a market maker or "short" the stock. I do however have a Harley Davidson Tattoo, and drive a Hyundai Excel. Now, whatever images that may evoke are probably as valid as anything else on the Cyber Frontier. For the purposes of this discussion.....let's say I *DO* own a million shares (of course I bought at the 52 week low, and will sell at the 52 week high, doesn't everybody????) I get my 2 million shares, no, I'm sorry, did I say 2 million, I meant *10 MILLION*....yeah, that's the ticket, I get my 10 million shares at .012, a cool $120,000. Hell, I don't know about you but that's *POCKET CHANGE* to me, I find more than that under the cushions of my Herculon sofa. (resides directly beneath the velvet Elvis painting in the living room of my double-wide) Ok, now I have my 20 million shares, that I bought at .0000008 on a market order, and the 10 million shares, and then there is the "private offering" that I picked up while I was vacationing in Bermuda with the Pope. The Pope, Dr. J. and myself were teeing off on the fifth hole. The Pope says to Dr. J., "my son, you look weary, would you like to touch my robe"? Well anyway.....do you see my point???? Could you please explain it to Justin? These "Generation X-ers" are a trip, I seem to be speaking a different language that is foreign to him. Cheers!