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Strategies & Market Trends : Waiting for the big Kahuna -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Tommaso who wrote (14513)	3/2/1998 1:40:00 PM
From: Mitch Blevins	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 94695

Well, I think we've 'ilked' that one for all it's worth... I would now like to pander to my childish whims, and tell a story that has no other merit than to satisfy my sadistic pleasures. We now flash back, many years ago, to a time when Larry was but a little toddler. Feeding time was always a challenge for Mama Sherwood.... Mama Sherwood: Look what we have here. Strained carrots, your favorite..... open wide! Larry: But, Mother... I don't want to 'open wide'. The natural position of my mouth is quite adequate for the intake of preprocessed baby food. Mama Sherwood: Come'on, Larry. It's a Choo-choo. Open the tunnel... whoo! whoo! Larry: I really wish you wouldn't treat me like a baby, Mother. Mama Sherwood: But you're two, Larry. Larry: Still, I fail to see why I must denigrate myself to your childish antics merely because of my age. Mama Sherwood: I'm just trying to make eating fun, Larry. Why don't you act like other kids your age? Larry: You are avoiding the point, Mother. I have made valid points that my current mouth opening size is sufficient for the purposes of eating. Yet, you fail to address any of my arguments. I can only conclude from this that you are an idiot. Mama Sherwood: Larry! That's no way to talk to your mother! Larry: Again, you avoid the issues, Mother. I'm afraid the I have to ask you to refrain from engaging me in conversation during my feedings. Mama Sherwood: But... Larry: Don't make me write the web mistress....