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To: BlueCrab who wrote (8379)3/2/1998 4:54:00 PM
From: username  Respond to of 71178
 
Mighty Jeff! I am off line at work, and super tied up at home right now, I feel like calling Gaugie and offering my puter for a day or two. Yes, Zombie 5 is lost on a porn site, Zombie 4 is gone, but it's OK, he was a dick, just like in the movies; Zombie 2 has a good heart, but will require guidance; Zombie 3 is too cool, and on Zombie 1, who said it was a "he"? The spaceship deal is very interesting, I find it personally HILARIOUS that I have an ~uncomfortable~ feeling about typing the word!! (**** is fine, but not Vagina from Outer Space. It's such a great idea! It's in the next installment of Zombie, but that's at work...)

gotta go, back later. pete



To: BlueCrab who wrote (8379)3/6/1998 6:37:00 PM
From: username  Respond to of 71178
 
It's almost spring! Spring,
when the world, as I
understand it, is
puddlewonderful, and, to the
best of my knowledge, the
little lame balloon man whistles
far and wee. It always puts me
in mind of my springs spent in
New Richmond, Wisconsin, my
family and I scraping the mud off our shoes, hats, backs
and from between our toes. Getting the layers of
caked-on mud off the cows, tractors and fetal pigs.
Farmers love spring, because it means more work. Time
spent alone and sullen, when the whack of your scoop
shovel against the hindquarters of a Guernsey is all the
therapy you need. And the smells of spring! Whey and
silage mix with the odors of offal and large, mean stock
animals. Even your own smell comes into its own.
Blossoms, if you will.

Spring means food, as well. Things are fatted and "put
down," sawed into pieces convenient for stewing or
boiling. There are "rashers" of things, items are pickled
and "put by," and children delight in the flavor of freshly
pulled taffy, the excess of which is made into head
gaskets for the several old Ford tractors that litter the
back forty. My mother used to make something she
called "stomperjack biscuits," originally enjoyed by
grizzled, New Richmond twine makers. Though memory
fades, I believe the ingredients are flour, salt peter,
rock salt, flour, and salt. Bake them for a while and enjoy
a New Richmond original!

I'm stuck on a Satellite this year, but a large percentage
of you aren't! Get out and enjoy spring! Go!

-Mike Nelson, from the MST3K Home Page



To: BlueCrab who wrote (8379)3/6/1998 6:45:00 PM
From: username  Respond to of 71178
 
Season 9 starts in 8 days, this is tomorrow, oldie but goodie:

Sat, March 7
5:00 PM
MOVIE: MST3K
THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION
(#810)

Sat, March 7
11:00 PM
MOVIE: MST3K
THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION
(#810)