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To: Larry Voyles who wrote (3780)3/5/1998 10:43:00 AM
From: Larry Voyles  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 12754
 
FOR SALE: Several Tech Stocks and Mutual Funds in mint condition!
These are in original condition and untouched by human hands. Since I'm overstocked, I am willing to let these beauties go for LESS THAN I PAID.

Item #1: Intel, barely 1 month old. You read about this one in the news this morning. I'm willing to let this one go for only 85 dollars each. That's 10 PERCENT LESS than what I paid for it. What a deal! There's plenty for everybody, no need to push.

Item #2: Compaq, only 2 weeks old. Another hot one in the news! I'll part with this beauty for ONLY 33 dollars each. Again, that's 10 PERCENT LESS than what I paid. A real creampuff! Again, plenty in stock.

Item #3: Iomega, a little dusty at 2 months. Substantial discount on this one! Make me an offer! No reasonable offer refused!

Other miscellaneous stocks and mutual funds are also available. Come by and rummage around, I'm sure you'll find something you like and EVERYTHING IS ON SALE!

Disclaimer: A fool and his money somehow find their way to Druss' Brokerage. All sales final. Tax charged on all gains, losses or anything else the government can think of. Offer void where I can be prosecuted. Cash, cashier's checks and Amex money orders accepted. Make all bank checks out to "Cash".