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To: Druss who wrote (3784)	3/3/1998 10:08:00 AM
From: Mr.Manners	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12754

Regarding JCWiggy: Drop by the Actions and Options thread and get a proper welcome. Here the rules of engagement call for insult. I thought that was the proper welcome for a jailbreak.....

To: Druss who wrote (3784)	3/4/1998 3:45:00 AM
From: jcboatwright	Respond to of 12754

SI MIDNIGHT RAG WEDNESDAY EDITION (SIMR) Author and Professional trader Mitch Blevins told a SELL-OUT audience at an OPTIONS trading festival in Las Vegas that he was the world's first professional toe reader. He was in town promoting his book "Reading Toes: Using Feet As A Reliable Predictor Of Upcoming Stock Moves".* On-stage, before a mystified audience he asked for a volunteer. A local options trader named Lorrie Cooey stepped on stage and climbed into his patented "toe reading chair" complete with gynecological stirrups. The mystified crowd watched as he examined her toes for several tense moments before announcing that the inward turn of her little toe on her right foot and the large bunion beneath it was a very strong sign that Pfizer was clearly about to break down. Ms. Cooey declined when Mr. Blevins wanted to examine her with a rather large "red secret predicting tool of his own invention" (it strongly resembled a common sex-toy known as a vibrator) to determine the exact hour the break-down would actually occur. They were later spotted together exiting a limo in front of the Bohiemien Cluster Buck. Ms. Cooey winked at our SIMR reporter as she strolled by...and said Pfizer's breaking-down at 2:20pm tomorrow...