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To: Al Chechatka who wrote (5154)	3/5/1998 9:46:00 AM
From: Innuit	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 9068

"Captain Smith, we have hit an Intel." "How bad is it, Mr Phillips?" "Bad, Sir. CPQ, DELL, HP, and all the SEMIS have been breached.They were designed to keep us from sinking." "Where is the RMS Microsoft. She was supposed to help." "Sir, Her Captain has her in drydock in Washington. We're on our own." "Then, Mr Phillips, our going down is a mathematical certainty. How much time?" "Minutes, Sir." "Put our women and children in non WINTEL lifeboats--SUN, ORCL, COMS, CTXS." "Sir, we don't have enough of them. They might capsize as well if we overload them." "Then I guess we'll have to use our dependable backups, PFE, MRK, JnJ." "That's a good idea, Sir." "One other thing. What is the name of that company that has just made a movie about the April 14, 1912 sinking of our unsinkable sister ship?"