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Strategies & Market Trends : Bill Wexler's Profits of DOOM -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Bill Wexler who wrote (267)	3/6/1998 5:35:00 PM
From: Jim Roof	Respond to of 4634

Bill, I plugged their faces into my Stock Analysis Facial Proportions Analyzer (by Wexler, Inc.) and it gave a neutral on the stock. I know that facial characteristics can be a powerful indicator of stock performance and business success but I really thought that the guy 2nd from the left would surely have made ZITL a strong sell. Just as an experiment I replaced his face with that of Bill Clinton and the program did indeed come up with a strong sell but the indicator that created this signal was the PSHLC (Potential Sexual Harassment Liability Curve). It seems that even with Zitel's huge market cap the program figured given a few weeks enough women would come forward to potentially bankrupt them. Jim

To: Bill Wexler who wrote (267)	3/6/1998 5:41:00 PM
From: drsvelte	Respond to of 4634

Bill: I think you meant this! eyescream.com

To: Bill Wexler who wrote (267)	3/6/1998 5:44:00 PM
From: CalculatedRisk	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 4634

Bill, hope they are not trying to pass off that "hell on wheels" as a portable code factory! I saw one of those in the lobby of the Zitel building last year ... it looks suspiciously like a CASD system. Regards, Bill