To: Scott Miller who wrote (1680 ) 3/6/1998 10:48:00 PM From: V. Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2319
Scott, <<FYI, this is a famous line Duke Nukem says.>> I know. I was joking with you. ================================================================== DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN??? Spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate". Got stabbed in a shoot-out. Told his date to meet him at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK". Thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. Tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. Thought a quarterback was a refund. Under "education" on his ILM job application, he put "Hooked On Phonics". Took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here" he put "Sagittarius". Asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. Studied for a blood test - and failed. Thought he needed a token to get on Soul Train. Sold the Lexus for gas money. When he heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moved. Thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill. When he went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left", he turned around and went home. ==================================================================== THE FOLLOWING IS A VERY SERIOUS AND VERY PERSONAL NOTE TO SCOTT. Kindly give us our privacy. Thank you! Scotty, I'm a little worried. Seems that we are experiencing some pretty serious communication problems lately, and this is disturbing as our relationship has only just begun. I don't know, but I think that if this continues, we ought to see a counselor. Maybe BOB will agree to mediate for us, so that we can better connect. I know you feel as strongly about this as I do, and <sniff, sniff> everything's gonna be ok! Trust me. A good night kiss for you, [Smooch!] Your V.