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To: Bob Walsh who wrote (5256)3/6/1998 9:10:00 PM
From: JACK R. SMITH JR.  Respond to of 14226
 
Bob,

Thanks for your dilligence!

May I add a little bawdy levity for the pleasure or displeasure of all!

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
* Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
* Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
* Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
putting up with her shit.
* Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina

To do is to be. -Descartes
To be is to do. -Voltaire
Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra
* Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, Arizona

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
* Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
* Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona

Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
* Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana

God is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God
* The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, D.C.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
* Revolution Books, New York, New York

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going
to
have trouble with it.
* Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas

You're too good for him.
* Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly
Hills,CA.

No wonder you always go home alone.
* Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,
CA.

Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber.
* On a condom dispenser in a bar in Winnipeg, Manitoba

Restroom, Jack!