Bob,
Thanks for your dilligence!
May I add a little bawdy levity for the pleasure or displeasure of all!
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. * Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. * Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" * Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. * Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
To do is to be. -Descartes To be is to do. -Voltaire Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra * Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, Arizona
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. * Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. * Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! * Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
God is dead. -Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. -God * The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, D.C.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. * Revolution Books, New York, New York
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. * Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
You're too good for him. * Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.
No wonder you always go home alone. * Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.
Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber. * On a condom dispenser in a bar in Winnipeg, Manitoba
Restroom, Jack! |