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To: Cavewoman who wrote (3131)	3/6/1998 10:49:00 PM
From: Mach 2	Read Replies (5) \| Respond to of 4086

Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common? A: They were both upset when Bill finished first. * * * Q: What is Bill's definition of safe sex? A: When Hillary is out of town. Q: What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic? A: Only 200 women went down on the Titanic. Q: How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride. Q: How did Bill Clinton paralyze Hillary from the waist down? A: He married her. Q: Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East? A: He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar. * * * I didn't tell her to lie in the deposition. I told her to lie in THAT position. * * * A condom manufacturer, trying to capitalize on the popularity of President Bill Clinton, is introducing a new line of condoms called the "Slick Willie." * * * The Pope and Clinton died on the same day. There was a mix-up. The Pope went to hell and Clinton to heaven. God soon straightened things out, and Clinton headed south while the Pope headed for heaven. Meeting halfway, John Paul said, "I'm going to be with the blessed Virgin Mary." Bill said, "Sorry, you're about 20 minutes late." * * * Things overheard coming from the Oval Office: "I knew that a lot of things came across your desk, I just never thought that I would be one of them." "I've always said, "I want to be a 'hands-on' president." "When you asked me to look at the presidential pole, I thought you meant the latest Gallup Survey." "If you think that's 8 inches, I can see why you thought your last budget was balanced." * * * What is Bill Clinton and Monica's favorite movie video? Free Willy. * * * What do Bill Clinton and Richard Nixon have in common? Each one was brought down by Deep Throat. * * * What do Bill Clinton and Richard Nixon not have in common? We have an idea of who Deep Throat is. * * * How do you know Clinton doesn't use bookmarks? He bends his pages over. * * * Q: What is the title of Woodward and Bernstein's upcoming book on the latest scandal? A: All the President's Women. * * * Q: Why did the President say that "I never had sexual relations with that woman"? A: Because "I am not a crook" had already been taken. * * * Why does Clinton wear wool underwear? To keep his ankles warm.