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To: Druss who wrote (3809)3/7/1998 8:32:00 AM
From: Larry Voyles  Respond to of 12754
 
>>what good name are you talking about

Ugh. It's 8:30 on a Saturday and I've already been up two-and-a-half hours. Saturday cartoons and kids don't lend themselves to extended periods of sleep. ANYWAY...

I sold my morals quite some time ago. I gave away my virtue in my teen years to some girl that I can't quite remember anymore. My muscular chest moved south two decades ago. My sanity was forcibly taken by my kids. My oldest claims that I have never been cool, so obviously that's gone. My patience went with my mother-in-law and my wife says I don't have good sense anymore. I won't go into what happened to my once-vaunted sexual prowess.

That leaves my good name. If that's gone, then all I have left is you guys. Kindred spirits, as it were. GROUP HUG TIME! C'mere, you losers!



To: Druss who wrote (3809)3/7/1998 5:34:00 PM
From: BamaReb  Respond to of 12754
 
Dear Mr. Druss,
The following is my appliction for a job at yer place
of biness. I wood be happy to start as soon as I git paroled. Pleeze
let me no. Thanks.

. Application For Employment
. Boiler Room Discount Brokerage

Name of Applicant: BamaReb

Home Address: # 1 Confederate Court

Mailing Address: Alabama State Prison Block 5 Cell 14

City: Montgomery

State: Alabama

Qualifications: Gradjit of 8th grade. Purdy good with addin numbers.

Salary Required: 10% higher than minimum wage. Aint negotiable!

Have you ever been arrested?: Absolutely not. You can't count the
. time I went to jail for burniin ole
. Skeeter Wilsons house down for lookin
at up my Mommas skirt while walkin up
. the steps at church last year.




To: Druss who wrote (3809)3/8/1998 6:39:00 AM
From: taxikid  Respond to of 12754
 
white house aids..
i believe that is incurable.. be careful..
taxi