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To: cm who wrote (2668)3/7/1998 11:57:00 AM
From: grasshopper  Respond to of 9343
 
cm,

Humor is the ability to give the gift of
laughter. Thanks for the TAVA point and encripted
advice. Most of all, thanks for the chuckle!



To: cm who wrote (2668)3/8/1998 6:01:00 PM
From: cm  Read Replies (4) | Respond to of 9343
 
<WAY, WAY OT>

Hel-lo Fun-SEEKers,

So, I've been sampling other threads here in SI-ville.

And, FWIW, it's a wild and wooly world out there.

My gosh, I've seen the usual run of insults and
put-downs. But, then are some extremely creative and
diabolical slams.

My little non-scientific sampling has revealed the
following unofficial SI posting rules:

* If the stock is flying north, you must NEVER say anything
even slightly negative. In fact, you may want to skip the
words "no" and "not" altogether. Using the word "caution"
is a clear indication to all that you are a loser. In
these situations, a post that consists entirely of the
word "WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" will be considered downright
sagacious and highly informative.

* If the stock is steaming southward, you must NEVER say
anything remotely positive. You must find something bad in
every bit of news. You must make veiled or not-so-veiled
threats against company management. Further, you must start loathing people
in your immediate circle who have a sunny disposition. You
may want to pen a book that libels Angela Lansbury. Or
set fire to beanie babies. All to establish your board
credentials.

* If the stock is unheard-of or in any way obscure,
you must arbitrarily raise the size of its potential market
with your every third post. And don't bother us with
referring to lowly MILLIONS... puhhhhLEASE. Billions,
bucky, billions.

* If the stock is a biotechnology stock, you can say
just about anything regarding the company's core business
and it will be plausible. Example: Virotonix is a
leading biotechnology firm specializing in the creation
of chemical analogues for happiness, curiousity, greed,
and a penchant for a little nip of Mexican vanilla on
particularly boring Wednesday afternoons.

* If your predictions are wrong about a company,
but they had the redeeming virtue of being positive,
you will be forgiven. If your predictions
are wrong about a company--and they lacked the aforementioned
redeeming virtue--you may want to consider a change of screen
identity or applying for acceptance into the
little-heralded SI Poster Protection Program.

Thanks for your indulgence on a Sunday
Afternoon; and, about SEEK, all I can say is
WOWWWWWWWWWW!

c m