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To: John Binford, Jr. who wrote (738)3/8/1998 1:13:00 AM
From: pappy  Respond to of 1386
 
I was really steamed today. So here's a song for everyone - we need a break!

Sing to the tune of the beverly hillbillies........

Come and listen to my story bout a man named John
a poor ex-marine with a little fraction gone
it seems one night after gettin with the wife
she looped off his dong with the swipe of a knife

penis that is. clean cut....... missed his nuts

Well the next thing you know theres a ginsu by his side
and Lorenas in the car taking willie for a ride
she soon got tired of her purple headed friend
and tossed him out the window as she went around
the bend

curve that is.......tossed the nub....in the shrub

She went to the cops and confessed to the attack
and they called out the hounds just to get his weenie
back
they sniffed and they barked and they pointed over
there
to John Wayne's henry that was hanging in the air

found that is......by a fence-evidence

Now peter and John couldnt stay apart too long
so a dick doc said "HEY!" I can fix that dong
a needle and a thread is all were gonna need
and the whole world waited till they heard that
Johnny peed

whizzed that is......even seam.......straight stream

Well he healed and he hardened and he took
his case to court
with a halfassed lawyer cuss his assets came up
short
they cleared her of assault and acquitted him
of rape
and his pecker was the only thing they didnt show
on tape

video that is...............unexposed.............case closed...Pappy



To: John Binford, Jr. who wrote (738)3/8/1998 1:42:00 AM
From: pappy  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1386
 
I hope no one was offended by the song.