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To: epicure who wrote (248)	3/8/1998 7:29:00 PM
From: Don Pueblo	Respond to of 1614

Foolish Mammals Attend! The Mighty Chicken has seen your dilemma and has understood. On my home planet, we ended such nonsense 32,000 years ago, under the reign of CLUCK THE WEAK FEATHERDORK. His Majesty was pulled into the street and covered with cheap sweet and sour sauce and then lighted on fire. It was a Proud Day for the Masses. A policy was adopted that day that is still in use today. Where you mammals have a toolbar with the word "tool", the Chicken computer has "The Message To The Tool". It is always there for the Copy and Paste. There have been 3 Revisions in 32,000 years, here is the Current Message To The Tool: ********************************************************** Dear Weak Chicken Weenie: Deep down inside, we all know that you are a good person. Unfortunately, CLUCK THE WEAK FEATHERDORK, or one of his minions, has seized your thinking processes and turned you into someone that appears to need some sort of professional assistance. During the normal course of events, a message such as this is not necessary. But you insist on ignoring the normal and accepted rules for behavior. You are therefore now, and henceforth shall be, addressed only as, "Weak Chicken Weenie". Should you wish to be forgiven and return to your former name, apply to the ones you have offended. There are plenty. And we don't mean this in a bad way. BAWK! ********************************************************** Any chicken that receives this message has either come to his senses or been dragged into the street. Every Chicken posts the same message to the offensive Chicken. Not the link, the message. It has worked for us. BAWK:>