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To: Cytokine1 who wrote (4302)	3/10/1998 10:24:00 AM
From: Rocketman	Respond to of 9719

Cellegy falls on failed Glylorin data Thursday March 5, 7:58 pm Eastern Time biz.yahoo.com Might not be the best place to get a job???? Rman

To: Cytokine1 who wrote (4302)	3/10/1998 10:28:00 AM
From: Rocketman	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 9719

Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made. But when the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurtled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, crashed through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin. Horrified Britons sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and begged the U.S. scientists for suggestions. NASA's response was just one sentence, "Thaw the chicken." Rman

To: Cytokine1 who wrote (4302)	3/10/1998 10:30:00 AM
From: Rocketman	Respond to of 9719

< ODE TO A MAMMOGRAM > > For years and years they told me, > "Be careful of your breasts. > Don't ever squeeze or bruise them, > And give them monthly tests." > > So I heeded all their warnings > and protected them by law. > Guarded them very carefully, > And always wore a bra. > > After 40 years of careful care > The doctor found a lump. > He ordered up a mammogram > To look inside that clump. > > "Stand up very close," she said, > As she got my breast in line. > "And tell me when it hurts," she said > "Ah yes! There! That's just fine." > > She stepped upon a pedal, > I could not believe my eyes! > A plastic plate was pressing down, > My boob was in a vise! > > My skin was stretched and stretched > From way up by my chin. > My poor breast was being squashed > To Swedish Pancake thin! > > Excruciating pain I felt, > Within its vise-like grip. > A prisoner in this vicious thing, > My poor defenseless tit. > > "Take a deep breath," she said to me. > Who does she think she's kidding? > My chest is smashed in her machine, > I can't breathe and weary I am getting. > > "There, that was good," I heard her say, > As the room was swaying. > "Now let's get the other one." > "Lord, have mercy!" I was praying. > > It squeezed me from the up and down, > It squeezed me from both sides. > I'll bet she's never had this done > To her tender little hide! > > If I had no problem when I came in, > I surely have one now. > If there had been a cyst in there, > It would have popped by now. > > This machine was made by a man, > Of this I have no doubt! > I'd like to get his balls in there > And listen to him shout!!!!!!!! >> At least that one is medically oriented for the threads enjoyment. Rman