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To: Earlie who wrote (1272)3/12/1998 12:47:00 AM
From: Mitch Blevins  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 86076
 
A Manager? hmmmmm......

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Mitch: What is it, Luane?

Luane: Sorry to disturb you, Mr. Blevins. But your manager is here to see you.

Mitch: Send him in.

Office door opens. In walks Earlie.

Earlie: Good Morning, Mitch.

Mitch: Good morning. What do you have for me this week?

Earlie: Well, you got an action flick with Van Damme. You would play the evil villian. This will be the first Van Damme movie where the evil villain actually wins.

Mitch: Pass. Tell me some big names.

Earlie: Dinero wants to do a gangster movie with you. We can even get Joe Pesci.

Mitch: Maybe. What else?

Earlie: Madonna want to do a...

Mitch: Pass.

Earlie: Cindy Crawford is doing a drama.

Mitch: I'll take it.

Earlie: Don't you even want to know what it is about?

Mitch: What's to know. I can make her forget all about that Baldwin boy. Got anything else?

Earlie: There's a Dustin Hoffman movie.

Mitch: I heard he has a funny smell. No thanks.

Earlie: I've got a lot more.

Mitch: Well, just leave them with Luane. I'll read them later. It's time for my massage therapy. See you next week.

Earlie: Good bye.

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Nagging Voice in the Back of my head: Mitch, wake up!

Mitch: huh?

NVITBOMH: You better quit playing around on the Internet late at night, or you'll be late for your job that you must slave at for the rest of your life until you drop dead, penniless and miserable.

Mitch: Oh, yeah. Okay.

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