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To: Mel Boreham who wrote (49796)3/12/1998 4:01:00 AM
From: cruncher  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 58324
 
Are we going to sit here and watch these horrible events unfold
without doing anything about it???????
What can we do?

I have noticed that this thread has many good writers. Why don't
we formulate a letter for KE that expresses our unhappiness with
the IOM situation. We can either e-mail it, or send it registered
mail. We can then follow up with a call to Tyler Thatcher
IOM Investor Relations Analyst Phone: 801-778-4362, to ensure that
KE reads our letter.

IOM has great products, great marketing, a terrific financial
track record, but terrible investor relations.
I have seen several companies announce horrible earnings, and have
warned about more horrible earnings, however most have not suffered
the kind of damage that we the IOM shareholders have suffered.

It would be great if someone (maybe Michael, David, Brendan, Mel, or anyone else on this thread) could draft a letter to KE. We could all
add our comments and suggestions to this letter.

Any takers ?????



To: Mel Boreham who wrote (49796)3/12/1998 1:37:00 PM
From: David Barr  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 58324
 
This one's for you Mel.

An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. He
booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have
the time of his life.

..till the boat sank.

The man finds himself swept up on the shore of an island
with no other people, no supplies, nothing. Only bananas and
coconuts. After about four months pass, he's lying on the
beach one day, when the most gorgeous woman he's ever seen
rows up to him. In disbelief, he asks her: "Where did you
come from? How did you get here?"

"I rowed from the other side of the island," she replies, "I
landed here several months ago when my cruise ship sank."

"Amazing," he says, "You were really lucky to have a rowboat
wash up with you."

"Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the rowboat out of
raw materials that I found on the island. The oars were
whittled from Gum tree branches; I wove the bottom from Palm
branches; and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus
tree."

"But-but, that's impossible," stutters the man, "you had no
tools or hardware, how did you manage?" "Oh, that was no
problem," replies the woman. "On the south side of this
island there's a very unusual strata of alluvial rock
exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature
in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I used
that to make tools, then used the tools to make the
hardware." The guy is stunned. "Let's row over to my place,
" she suggests. After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the
boat at a small wharf. As the man looks toward shore, he
nearly falls out of the boat in astonishment. Before him is
a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow charmingly
painted blue and white.

While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven
hemp rope, the man can only continue to stare at the
cottage, dumbstruck. As they walk into the house, she says,
casually, "It's not much really, but I call it home. Sit
down, please. Would you like a drink?"

"No, no thank you," he says, still dazed. "I can't take any
more coconut juice."

"Oh, it's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I have a
still. How about a Pina Colada?"

Trying to hide his continuing amazement, the man accepts the
cocktail, and they sit down together on her couch to talk.
After they've exchanged their survival stories, the woman
announces, "I'm going to slip into something more
comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave?

There's a razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom."

No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the
bathroom. There in the cabinet is a razor with a carved bone
handle. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are
fastened to its end inside of a swivel mechanism.

"This woman is amazing," he muses. "What's next?" When he
returns to the living room, she greets him wearing nothing but vines
strategically positioned - and smelling faintly of
gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next to her.

"Tell me," she begins, suggestively slithering closer to
him, "we've been out here for a very long time. You've no
doubt been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really
feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for
all these months? You know..."

She stares into his eyes. He can't believe what he's
hearing: "You mean--?", he begins, "-I can check my e-mail
from here?"