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To: Chris who wrote (1315)3/14/1998 12:16:00 PM
From: Ron Harvey  Respond to of 5736
 
Well, my rumors are better than anyone else's rumors because I'm privy to illegal inside information regularly phoned to me by officers of CCSI. The distribution arrangement will most definitely be with Toys 'R Us, who'll use bilirubin testing as a foot-in-the-door approach for establishing a customer base as early as possible. There are manufacturing plants in China already geared up to produce the first doll specifically made with the infant in mind. It'll be named, naturally, Billy Rubin, and will feature a unique ingestion system for milk. When the shorts inevitably vilify it with the denunciation: "This doll sucks!" CCSI's loyal minions will respond with pride, "You bet it does!"

And if you don't like the above rumors, I also receive them from my Aunt Bessie's best friend Mildred, whose delicatessen man is well-connected to Fred Frank's barber's cousin. You don't get more in than that. Not on this board, anyway.