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To: Roger Cordell who wrote (30996)3/15/1998 12:14:00 AM
From: Matt C. Austin  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 35569
 
If you haven't joined Ray's joke a day, here's his e mail address, below are 3 of his best:

To Join: mailto:join@jokeaday.com
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Princess Di's family will charge people to visit Diana's grave,
tour a Diana museum, then lunch at a restaurant converted
stable. "It's right near the manger where she was born."
(original by Argus Hamilton)

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England has had a serious problem maintaining security around
Princess Di's gravesite due to the volume of visitors so they've
installed a new, "passive" security system ... landmines.
~~~

St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and
says, "You were a good woman. I'm giving you a nice halo."

Mother Theresa is walking around Heaven when she sees
Princess Di, and the Princess has a much bigger halo.

Mother Theresa goes back to St. Peter and says, "St. Peter, I
spent most of my adult life helping the poor and the sickly.
Princess Di did no where near the amount of charitable work I
did. Why does she have a bigger halo?"

St. Peter says, "That's not a halo. That's a steering wheel."
~~~