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To: Graystone who wrote (18512)3/15/1998 1:49:00 AM
From: Smells Like Tuna  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 108807
 
Who is this one you call&#151'Barney'? No matter. The Tunati wish goodwill among those currently visiting or residing on this dreadful hole of a planet. Perhaps, excepting though, a Fowl Certain.

Our project, code-named "Clambake One" will implant the Oysters of Observation in the minds of you tiny people.

There will be no more disagreement. There will be no more war. There will be no more bigotry. No more hatred.

All will think the same. Be the same. Use Windows98, too. Will be a beautiful world such for you. Drive Chevy's.

So you proclaim a loss of individuality&#151we are the School of Tuna. Think ye we have any of that, foolish mortal? Yet we live in a harmony lesser beings such as you and Jane cannot hope to achieve.

Imagine...
...one thought.

<GULP>