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To: Dead Columbo who wrote (2)	3/15/1998 3:27:00 AM
From: The Duke of URL©	Respond to of 30

COUNCIL OF POSTING AUTHORITY RMILFEP The council of posting authority has reviewed in detail your application herein. We regret to inform you that the criteria for the classification that most closely coincides with your request, to wit, "people who don't own stock" refers to "people" and the world people is intended to contemplate "live" people. Unfortunately, and sadly we must inform you that the concept of dead people is oxymoronic, dead people are corpses, an instantaneous reclassification upon attaining the status of being dead. We have review in great detail, the information contained in your application and find it to be, in all sincerity, of the highest merit. With this in mind, should you choose to again make application under the category of "nutball", be assured that the committee will give you every consideration. You will definitely receive a favorable vote from the undersigned. We wish you the best of luck in your future "undertakings". Duke O. Url, Secretary to the Committee (Sua Spontanae)

To: Dead Columbo who wrote (2)	3/15/1998 9:13:00 AM
From: Don Pueblo	Respond to of 30

laughing out of loud very, Mr. Mighty Chicken regret fail of the including persons deceased, welcoming all zombies, spirits, ghosts, entities, the rest. Cautioning the dead the regarding restrictions original example dead the company president can still post. Columbo be the counted cartoon character within all case. BAWK :>

To: Dead Columbo who wrote (2)	3/15/1998 9:20:00 PM
From: Don Pueblo	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 30

DUKE OVERRULED Whereas the Duke is not incorrect in his analysis, but has failed to include the obvious fact that the spirit of Columbo lives on even though the body has gone over to Quincy; and, Whereas the DUKE is a character in a 50s bebop song and thusly has limited power of reality; and, Whereas it appears that there is only one person in this entire sector with the name ZEEV HED, and it is a super-deluxe name; Now therefore and whereto: the Instigator of the Thread overrules the COPA-RMILFEOP in the matter of RMILFEOP vs. DOU and pronounces said HED qualifies for posting. The Mighty Chicken BAWK :> (seal)