To: Whiskeyj who wrote (5718 ) 3/15/1998 10:31:00 PM From: Hubert Few Respond to of 9569
No John, I didn't say *PAAAAAACCCCCCOOOOOO*. The times have changed. Paco has taken over a Dairy Queen in Sioux City, he is on his fourth wife (this year). He has put away the amyl nitrates in favor of O'douls. Rumor has it that Sioux City had an anonymous benefactor. Every St. Patricks day there appears in the town square a Pinata shaped for all the world like....well, I must remember my PG-13 audience, especially "Da Kid" whose temper-tantrums resulted in my being temporarily side-lined with a twisted sphincter. "Go tell Jill" you little butt-wipe of a bunchkin....why, I forgot more about decency than alot of you crybabies will ever learn. Brrrrggggghhhhh, (clearing throat) Now then, as I was saying. Paco heads up the Monday Night Bingo sessions on the reservations. Every now and then he still gets a wild hair and gooses one of the cheerleaders for the middle-school rugby team. Rugby was never very popular in Sioux City until Paco came along, but then neither was Sumo wrestling. Paco is a real "hands on" kind of guy. Once he uprooted an elm tree and saved a busload of illegals from a certain death. Of course the significance of uprooting the elm tree pales by comparison to his display of "restraint" in not killing the second busload. Paco likes to blame his 1/64th Irish ancestry for his uncontrollable temper and thirst for strong spirits. He credits his 1/32nd Pakistani lineage for the rousing success at the DQ. Paco always had a good head for numbers. He gave me the first inside tip about the ADGI Publix cash register receipt shares. It seems Dr. J. had intended for his share order to go to Hancock printers. Paco thought he said Peacock splinters (those amyls will do terrible things to a man's brain) and he took the company's overseas Reg-S paper to the zoo, wrapped them around a pine cone and was trying to convince a security officer that he was with the CDC and they had the peacock population in quarantine for a rare outbreak of fowl dyslexia. The security guard couldn't spell it either, much less understand the meaning, so he stood aside as Paco torched 23 male peacocks before being restrained by a visiting group of animal rights activists. Which brings us to Publix....there was a double bounty that week as the "pheasant under glass" being served in the Deli was but one of Paco's "community service" projects. The other was to change the print head on the registers to read "payable to bearer, 100,000 shares of ADGI". Sort of a practical joke on the good doctor who insisted that one day ADGI would be as big as GM, and printing a billion shares would be a good place to start. That's my story, and I am sticking to it. Best of luck to ADGIviliians in the coming weeks. I am planning a sabatical in Port Au Prince, and will return when the share price is below 2 cents. Nothing special in that number, but a "little bird" told me that shares would be available if I wanted them. Of course my "source" has been a dubious blessing in the past! Cheers!