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To: Druss who wrote (3857)	3/17/1998 9:49:00 AM
From: Larry Voyles	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12754

Oh, man. Thanks guys, you made my morning. Nothing like cooked shorts in the A.M. It's really nice to get out of bed real early, slap the old lady on the butt, pop a beer and read the flames. Bama, I had a bit of a scare this morning and I know you'll understand. I reached under the bed for my usual breakfast of Red Man, a six-pack and a moon pie, but I only came up with EMPTIES! I woke up all eight kids when I screamed. Myrtle had been into my stash again. Dammit, she can steal her own beer and Red Man! She has a killer part-time job at the Stop-n-Go right around the corner from the trailer park. Just imagine, sitting all day in a room full of beer, moon pies and chaw. Heaven must be like that. After a panicked search, I found my emergency beers in the toilet tank. I'm glad I plan for such emergencies. Q: Know why all the trees in Georgia lean to the West? A: 'Cause Alabama SUCKS!