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To: Jeff O. who wrote (964)	3/17/1998 11:08:00 AM
From: Steve Steinlicht	Respond to of 2232

OFF TOPIC: ONTV "A Real Company, With Real Stores" I am posting this message to this group because it seems investor's here are investing in the unknown. I would like to say that ONTV is a real company, they recently opened a store that I personally verified in the LARGEST mall in Oregon. The store looked nice and was Very busy. With news and financials due out soon, don't miss your chance. Check out the ONTV thread, for more information. The float is pretty small so this one will move very fast.

To: Jeff O. who wrote (964)	3/17/1998 1:21:00 PM
From: HarperLee	Respond to of 2232

OUCH! Good one, Jeff. I do love your sense of humor. Stay with the program, it'll be ALLLLLLLLL RIGHTTTTTTTTT! Harper

To: Jeff O. who wrote (964)	3/17/1998 3:43:00 PM
From: Matt Black	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2232

Please don't waste the thread's time with lame jokes. And if you insist, please make sure they are funny. To save space, and valuable reasearch time, we might try and institute a "Punchline Only" rule. For example, ending your post with JUST the punchline from whatever joke you think is so original that none of us has heard it a hundred times since the fifth grade. Or, limit humourous observational stuff to relevent current events. Examples: Opra is getting sued again. Apparently she made a remark the other day durring an interview where she said "I would'nt eat at Denny's either--the food tastes like crap." A defamation suit has been filed seeking damages of 100 million dollars...by the people who make crap. (You see what I did there? I wove humor into a current event. take a lesson.) This is like Mike Tyson always cries after sex. Why? The PEPPER SPRAY!!! LOL!!! Everyone has heard about the trial of "the military's top enlisted man" on trial for sexual harrassment. It was alleged, that " he verbally pressured females into having sex with him." And that worked? I'm gonna buy his book. What are they gonna charge him with next? Standing to pee? You see how this is done? Any joke that your dad used to tell you or the guy who lubes your car has to offer is probably the same stuff that couldnt make it into mainstream entertainment. Why? Because its not funny. So, instead of "little Johnny" jokes, lets limit our humor entries to just the punchlines--hell--we KNOW the set ups already! This will let everyone get nostalgic over those bygone days, and save reasearch time as well. Matt Black, professional comic & investor. P.S. ...so her Dad says to the guy: "thanks for bringing her home--the other guys just left her hanging in the tree!" LOL! (you see what I did there? Just trying to help.)