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To: Smells Like Tuna who wrote (18760)3/17/1998 7:00:00 PM
From: Jacques Chitte  Respond to of 108807
 
I breathe air and I'm DAMN proud of it!
The Third White Meat, as any Japanese scientific mariner knows, is whale. Cetacean sensation!

Waitaseckint. I just got to the end of your message. What has you thinking I'm pathetic? Well, fish?
I wonder just how a Casull slug does in salt water.
I eatfish, y'know, all, ,xept one, whom I have to spank on account of he misbehaves a lot.
Then you'll be... Tastes like Sushi. On our planet, we monkeyboys got the drop on you finmeisters, foodchainwise.

And I know a thing or two about death-defying dives. LIPO. CUBE. ZITL (soon again). Betcha no fish has ever ridden an H-bomb bareback, slapping it with his hat!!!



To: Smells Like Tuna who wrote (18760)3/17/1998 7:37:00 PM
From: Grainne  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 108807
 
Mr. Tuna, it is St. Patrick's Day!!!! Now I don't know if you drink green water or wear a shamrock on your flipper or anything, but I found a lovely Irish poem that made me think of you, and I wanted to share it. I hope you like it!!

I Saw a Fish This Morning

I saw a fish
this morning
and it looked
like you.

Leaping
clear into air:
back arched
for joy.

And I wanted to be
lake water,
cool blue, slipping from its sides.
Green reeds washing clear

around its thighs.
I wanted to be yellow river bed
sand,
hollowed for its belly.

I wanted to be white, pure air,
waiting,
sucked by its breath.
I wanted to be

high
as spring summer sky--
sun gleaming
in its eye.

Mary Dorcey