To: Mr Metals who wrote (31033 ) 3/17/1998 11:46:00 PM From: Chuca Marsh Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 35569
The mista uses a mister, the jogger is a flogger, the ryhme is a ring that is true. Oh, my goodness, down again, I think I will have a V-8 after a post on a News Release, that is almost as good as a scrape from a Ticker Tape. Ya, he'll look real smart. Wish I could do that to that, green with envey on Saint Pattys Day. Swing and sway, astonishment is the name of the game! Excuse me folks - I have to float like a butterfly and sting like a Pea, it's a beer or two and I gots to Bee! Chucamister,metals-downwind. You know you're in AZ when: 3)You can say Hohokam and people don't think you're laughing funny 4)You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water 5)You see more irrigation water on the street than there is the Salt River ( Downwind ) 6)You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink. 7)You can say 115 degrees without fainting 9)You have to go to a fake beach for some fake waves. 10)You discover, in July, that it only takes two fingers to drive your car ( One metal one) 12)You run your a/c in the middle of winter so you can use the fireplace 14)You realize that Valley Fever isn't a disco dance 15)Hotter water comes from the cold water tap then the hot one. 16)You can pronounce the words: "Saguaro, Tempe, Gila Bend, San Xavier, Canyon de Chelly" 18)You actually burn your hand opening the car door 20)Some fool can market mini-misters for joggers and some other fool will actually buy them. 21)Hot air balloons can't go up because the air outside is hotter than the air inside. 23) You can understand the reason for a town named "Why" -- Mr Misterminiforjoggers@about/a/tird You know you're on S.I. when $125 is a fee and allows one to have a neat madeupname. Cheaper than a lawyer, helpfull as a doctor, and the state won't place you in a home.