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Pastimes : Let's Talk About Our Feelings!!! -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Grainne who wrote (18799)	3/18/1998 12:45:00 AM
From: JF Quinnelly	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 108807

Clinton kills, eats Hillary; Presidential approval rating hits record 110%. A source "close to Kenneth Starr" revealed tonight that the President iced the First Lady in a fit of Dahmer-esque pique, and served her up as a side dish at a State Dinner. Presidential spokesman James Carville denies the allegation: "Lies! Damnable right-wing crazy lies!! Why, everbody knows Bill Clinton ain't touched the First Lady in years!! She's healthy as a pig in mud! Jus' take a look at her! She ain't been made up into no gumbo!!" Knowledgable sources on Capitol Hill report that it has long been suspected that the First Lady is actually an intern wearing a mask and wig, but this has not been verified. Other sources insist that the First Lady isn't human at all, but is a zombie. The First Lady declines comment. In other news, the latest CNN-Time poll reports that the President's approval rating has climbed to a record 110%, up 5% after announcing that he will be touring with the Rolling Stones next fall.