To: TideGlider who wrote (44281 ) 3/23/1998 10:13:00 AM From: Big Hawg Farmer Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 55532
ATTN RMIL FANS RKIL (Road Kill Transportation) has kindly allowed us free usage of the CLUE BUS !!! The Clue Bus is scheduled to leave some time next week just as soon as the gas money arrives. The Clue Bus first stop will be at RMILs HQ for coffee, clear sparkling mountian spring water or kool aid with maybe Gary or Roland or the nice young lady, if they are not available the answering machine has kindly agreed to host this gala event. The Clue Bus second destination with be the Hileah Gardens production facility but due to time constraints we will only be able to drive by it at a high rate of speed so bring your cameras. From there the Clue Bus Turns South, to the Central American production facilities, this is a planned stop, so clean out your closets now, because you will have the the chance to buy all types of RMIL clothing. Now the Clue Bus Turns north to meet up with the newly refurbished flagship Pilar De Caribe, for a cruise back to Corporate HQ for lunch with maybe Gary or Roland or the nice young lady or the answering machine. Sparkling Clear Mountain water or Kool aid will be served. After lunch the Clue Bus turns to Washington DC to meet with the SEC CIA FBI IMF IRS NASD FAA ICC DOD FDA NASA EPA HUD FEMA and the Forestery Department, for conspiracy updates. Due to the obvious time constraints our trip does not include stops in 10 Sleep WY, Colorado or Cal. Not to worry our trip will conclude back at RMIL HQ with complimentry cookies coffee sparkling clear mountain spring water or kool aid with Gary or Roland or the nice young lady or the answering machine. So remember to schedule this trip for next week or when ever the gas money gets here, for the clue bus.