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To: Lady Lurksalot who wrote (8859)3/24/1998 3:27:00 AM
From: Bill Ulrich  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
Well Holly, Rambi Technology Ventures (OTC BB:RMBI) is a biomed firm conducting research to further the claim of a chemical bond existing between one's soul and the human body's underlying cardiokarmatic receptors. It is with this research that RMBI intends to produce a synthetic adhesive which, with prescribed application, will alleviate the need for bombing abortion clinics in the name of "expressing one's religious freedom".

As with any speculative venture, unknown and undeclared "naked" shorting occurs&#151a disingenuous conduct undertaken by the MM conspiracy who oppose industrial innovation and achievement. It is strongly suggested then, that investors register their certificates in name. It is well-documented that promising and viable companies can rarely stand on their merits, and are easy victims for these MM thieves. Whilst "smart money" can certainly bring tiny fledgling Intels and Microsofts into the light, you can be certain that your company will be buried despite any significant potential for success, for whatever reason your imagination may render whilst free of judgement-impairing substances.

If "smart money" is not available to propel the company, then just what kind of money is this here, anyway? You be the judge. Think of an antonym. Call in your certs.

-MrB
RMBI Cartel #0