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To: Zoltan! who wrote (19243)	3/26/1998 9:51:00 AM
From: Graystone	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 108807

The Velveeta Advantage or Whaz Cheeze The advantages to eating plastic have to be considered before relegating Velveeta to the toy box. Unlike plasticine velveeta can also be used as a type of sauce to disguise burnt food. Velveeta freezes rock solid, try that with your modelling clay. In a pinch a piece of velveeta can be rolled out into a rope and used to replace a broken fan belt. Velveeta can be used as purgative, simply take a large piece with water and wait. Only velveeta can be used as a substitute for wooden blocks. Velveeta comes in 3 flavours, bad, worse, and what is this stuff. Velveeta was originally developed by Colour Your World as a fireproof paint, they were the first company to realize that velveeta was edible. A worker realized velveeta could be eaten on an empty stomach and make a person feel like they had actually eaten something, previously only leather and celery had that notoriety. So, if you don't have a Vapona No Pest Strip, go get some velveeta, the most useful item ever sold in a hardware store. We will be comparing Velveeta to Whaz Cheez, the liquid form of the same substance. Did you know Whaz Cheeze can be used as motor oil in a pinch.

To: Zoltan! who wrote (19243)	3/26/1998 4:28:00 PM
From: Grainne	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 108807

SPAM!!!!!!!! Who doesn't like Spam, except for vegetarians maybe. It is greasy and good, and many quick and provocative casseroles can be made from it. I am particularly fond of the ones which also include rice and canned pineapple. You can find a lot of amusing Spam recipes in '50's cookbooks. HOWEVER, I believe eating Spam is a life-shortening event. I do it approximately every ten years, at about the same rate I indulge in VIENNA SAUSAGE, those tiny cocktail weiners abundant with carcinogens and animal fat. You must have a food vice, Duncan. What is it? Something really unhealthy and declasse, that you have to exert tremendous willpower in order to not ingest, but have kept secret so far because it is just so embarrassing?