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To: david m. uhler who wrote (70)	3/27/1998 10:45:00 AM
From: Bosco	Respond to of 1568

Dear Dave U(boat Captain) - What was it? Humphrey Bogart? We EXSOholics are a hardened breed. The Marine Corps of bottomfeeders - wait until people saw the sharky bitemarks on our thighs <vbg>! EXSO deals with materials with 1,000 year shelf life, it is not ruin-able by bio-decay [only certain body parts are subject to the law of gravity - like our beer filled bellies <VBG>] rgds Bosco

To: david m. uhler who wrote (70)	3/27/1998 12:14:00 PM
From: Amots	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1568

Dear Dave. News from the bay: <<When Mr.. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one >day after he'd lost his wife scuba diving, he was greeted by >two grim-faced policemen. "We're sorry to call on you at this >hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife." > >"Well...tell me!" he demanded. > >The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some pretty good >news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" > >Fearing the worse, Mr. Wilkins said, "Give me the bad news first." > >So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you sir, but we found >your wife's body this morning in San Francisco Bay." > >"OH MY GOD!," said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Then, >remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, "What's >the good news?" > >"Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled her up she had two >five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on her." > >"Huh?" he said, not understanding. "So, what's the great news?" > >The policeman smiled, licked his chops, and said, "We're going >to pull her up again tomorrow morning."