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To: Harryx who wrote (1727)3/29/1998 8:46:00 AM
From: Harryx  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 8117
 
This message is OFF TOPIC but I couldn't resist! you'll see why. Just have to share this one.

If you want to have some laughs on a quiet Sunday waiting for Monday market
try going to website www.officialdarwinawards.com. This site is dedicated to
those who have removed themselves from the gene pool due to their own stupidity.

example
Two guys with a brand new $40,000 truck and a Lab dog go out duck hunting after freezeup.
They drive out on the ice but need a hole for ducks to land. They were smart enough to bring a large stick of dynamite with them with a 40 second fuze. They get set up, light the fuze and heave out the dynamite. What else did they bring with them? A dog, a lab RETREIVER!. Dog runs out, grabs dynamite and comes back wagging his tail. Guys panick and try to shoot the dog wounding him. dog tries to hide from their shots. Where (you ask).
Where else? UNDER THE TRUCK!! BOOM two guys dog and truck gone!!

Another? OK! Police find a pile of burned remains of car and bits of human at foot of cliff off desert road.
Mystery! Turns out a guy working for the air force stole a JATO (jet assisted Takeoff) bottle. Seems he somehow strapped it onto his car and lit her up. About a mile and half down the road he left a half mile of skid marks before becoming airborne. They estimated him at an altitude of 125 feet and 250 miles an hour just as he hit the cliff. What a loser!!

There's a million more like that. Hope no one minds this post on quiet Sunday.

Have a FUNNY SUNDAY!!