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Technology Stocks : Ascend Communications (ASND) -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Glenn D. Rudolph who wrote (41743)	4/1/1998 12:08:00 AM
From: Jack Colton	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 61433

Well, I'm up to 41743 and have to post: I can not keep up with all of the posts just since I left the office, and here is a summary of my responses: 1. Glenn - (41718) uhhh; ummm. Is there something you want to tell us about this Tiffany person? 2. Maverick (41714) - Sounds like sour grapes to me. I would want the price to come back down too if I did not have a position right now! 3. Jeffery E. Forrest (41722) - You know, I talked to my astrologer, and she uses a piece of perforated paper to make her stock purchase decisions. You see, she has this notebook sized piece of construction paper, that has 25 holes punched (from a single hole puncher) all over the surface. Next to each hole is the name of a stock, that she picked one night during a "conversation" with the spirit of that company's CEO. She uses Rubber Bands to hold the piece of paper in place over her face, while she lays perfectly flat on a giant lazy susan in her back yard. Then she starts a servo driven motor which starts spinning the lazy susan until it's rotational spin is in synchronization with a variable pitch oscillator. Eventually, she becomes unbalanced and is thrown off of the lazy susan. While laying (or is it lying) in the grass, she looks through the holes in the piece of paper, and makes a note of which holes have stars showing through, and which one do not. The holes with the stars represent the stocks that she picks for the next days purchases, while she sells her holdings in any company that did not have a star. Tonight, she saw the moon through ASND's hole.