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To: Lady Lurksalot who wrote (9142)4/2/1998 9:19:00 AM
From: Rambi  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
Holly,
I'm ready to run away for a party.
My family doesn't seem to understand the new status and respect that should be accorded me for my great accomplishment. They are still sitting down at the table every night, looking hungry and expectant. They are still sweating in their clothes and getting their socks dirty. Even the cat still thinks his bowl should be filled on demand.
Now I ask you-how can I do it all???
List for today:
Do laundry
Pay bills
Mail contract
Make lots of money in stock market
Go grocery shopping
Threaten to sue pool people
Write Great American Novel
All before 3 when the kids come home



To: Lady Lurksalot who wrote (9142)4/5/1998 4:56:00 PM
From: Janice Shell  Respond to of 71178
 
My guess was that you had murdered your minivan mechanic, in a manner most clever and fitting...

Well, there was taht, too, but she had Bilbo's expert help...