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Technology Stocks : How high will Microsoft fly? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: rudedog who wrote (5657)	4/1/1998 2:49:00 PM
From: John Chen	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 74651

Rudedog,RUMOR has it that ""MSFT may consider buying all ALL American Fast/Fat food restuarants. Bill is apparently upset about the quality and uniformity of these fast-food chains. Once the acquisitions are consumated, for the sake of human race, all fast-food restuarants will be RE-TOOL with NT 4.8 to insure quality FAT FOOD is consistently produced. Voice module will be implemented to replace cashiers at each restuarant to eliminate possible food poisoning and/or dieases spreding. If customers continue to demand that FAT food be provided by one company, MSFT may extend offer to buy out any FAT food producer. On another note: "Java" will not be spell-checked on winXX/NTYY until further notice. This step is necessary to investigate the possible linking between ill-literacy in this country and Columbian's coffee industry. " From:Unknown but deemed to be reliable source. Date:April,1st,1998.