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To: Sam Lee who wrote (2602)4/4/1998 2:31:00 PM
From: X Y Zebra  Respond to of 7703
 
>>Yes,but Irene sings better.<<

For singing, I go to the opera...

As for advice, or letting one's frustration off to the wind, Aunt Luci has no match.

Other relatives of mine are: Uncle Gonzo, and distant cousin Fr„ulein Helga Von-Diesel, Esq. (counselor to Lucifer himself).

Never mess with Von-Diesel the experience is truly horrifying.

Once, when she was younger, barely a teenager, she dressed up as Satan and went to the local Alzheimer house, in the middle of the night, and in the middle of winter.

She woke up the patients with great noises, and in her most horrifying voice declared that "everyone had already died", and must proceed to the "ovens of the Inferno", then she demanded that all present "take their clothes off", and to follow her.

Not having any memory of anything, they believed her, took their clothes off, and proceeded to march outside the building walking in the freezing night. Soon the "show" really got grotesque, everyone shivering and suffering the result of unspeakable physiological needs as they strolled.

Finally, the police showed up and secured the poor bastards back into the house. Luckily no one died or suffered major injury, and since Alzheimer was well set in, the pride thing was soon forgotten, if at all recorded in their feeble brains.

It must have been quite a "show". Of course cousin Von-Diesel simply watched enjoying the charade, but never got caught, too smart for that.

That was just a sample of the evil that cousin Von-Diesel is capable of perpetrating. In truth, she is not my cousin but Uncle Gonzo's and Aunt Luci's cousin.

Then there is Maria Himmelfahrt, she is my Grandmother, an aristocrat lady of true character (not to mention that she is loaded with money, but will not lend any, I have tried without success). However, I will not bore you with the family history...

In short, they are a bunch of fruitcakes, however they do have wisdom, (except Von-Diesel, of course), luckily for me, I am only adopted, so it is not in my genes.

I will respond to your other message later, must go do other deeds for now.

Regards.

Z.