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Pastimes : Let's Talk About Our Feelings!!! -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Janice Shell who wrote (19817)4/5/1998 5:03:00 PM
From: Don Pueblo  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 108807
 
working it will not regarding the fact is the revealed subject is actual zombie of the living dead. Including the illuminating biography of questionable subject upon;

the favorite car......................................Dodge Demon
The favorite snack................................devils food cupcake with chocolate icing
the favorite Boxer...................................any white man, not a Jew
The favorite baseball player....................any white man, not a Jew
the favorite movie..................................none, they are made by Jews
the favorite book....................................none, does not read
the favorite Baseball Team.....................Devil Rays
the favorite Hockey Team......................New Jersey Devils
The most admired figure in History..........Adolf Schickengoober
the favorite political leader......................Saddam Hussein
the Favorite television program..............none, they are made by Jews
the favorite Book....................................Mein Kampf
The favorite hat.....................................white dunce hat 10 sizes too big
The favorite outfit..................................big white bathrobe
the Favorite crazy radical person..........self
The favorite kitchen item........................match
The favorite Liquid..................................gasoline
The favorite drugs....................................Prozac and extra strength tylenol
The favorite vegetable............................Jane
The favorite fruit.....................................none
The favorite quote..................................Why cant they understand?
The second favorite quote......................If I don't understand it, it's bad.
The favorite school..................................grade
The favorite color.....................................tie, blood red and white
The favorite joke.....................................none; nothing is funny
The favorite analogy................................none, they do not exist
The favorite sport.....................................vomiting
The favorite time in History.......................before Blacks, Fags, and Jews
The favorite place....................................closet in basement
The favorite food......................................flame-broiled chicken



To: Janice Shell who wrote (19817)4/5/1998 5:21:00 PM
From: Don Pueblo  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 108807
 
Three men are waiting in the lobby of the publisher of the Guiness Book of World's Records.

The first one says, "I have the world's smallest hands and I'm going to get into the book!"

The second guy says, "I have the world's smallest feet and I'm going to get into the book!"

The third guy says, "I have the world's smallest penis and I'm going to get into the book!"

Soon they each get their turn to go into the office and show their stuff. The first guy comes out of the office with a huge smile saying he was selected as the person with the world's smallest hands. He was thrilled.

Soon the second guy emerges, also with big smile on his face. He says he was accepted also.

Eventually, the third guy comes out, his face grim. He is obviously very angry. He stops suddenly and bellows, "Who the hell is Emile?