To: Janice Shell who wrote (257 ) 4/6/1998 5:52:00 PM From: Hoatzin Read Replies (4) | Respond to of 684
Top Ten Veronex Predictions. 10. Veronex will issue a press release announcing a strategic partnership with Xerox Corporation, "...who will be providing extensive document reproduction technology and services at Veronex offices throughout the Santa Ana region." 9. Very few companies will want to rebuild their entire portfolio of software using an unproven product from a tiny company like Veronex. 8. Since the only way to fix the Year 2000 problem using Veronex is to rebuild one's entire software portfolio, very few companies will use I/Nova to fix their y2k problems. 7. Since very few companies will use I/Nova to fix their Year 2000 problems, Veronex will receive a very tiny fraction of the $600 billion that we all know will be spent on y2k. 6. Since Veronex will not receive much revenue from this source, the stock price will drop from current levels. 5. At some point when the stock drops, a vigorous campaign to "call in your certs" will begin on Yahoo. 4. Naive shareholders who "call in their certs" will find it difficult to sell in a timely manner as the stock price drops further, and will lose even more money. 3. Veronex will issue a press release announcing a strategic partnership with McDonald's Corporation, "...who will be providing extensive breakfast and lunch services (on an outsourcing basis) at Veronex offices throughout the Santa Ana region." 2. For another $40,000, the "Baker Institutional Report" will issue an update on VXTK, stating that David Hite is the bastard son of Napoleon, and that BankBoston is owned by family trusts controlled by the late Al Capone. 1. The Federal Government will force Veronex to print a safety warning on their career page - veronex.com (even though anyone smart enough to apply for a job with Veronex knows that you should NEVER jump from one wheeled swivel chair to another.)