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Pastimes : Let's Talk About Our Feelings!!! -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Krowbar who wrote (20035)	4/11/1998 7:33:00 PM
From: Grainne	Respond to of 108807

Del, in regard to your musings about tails on people, I believe that designers of clothing, chairs, cars and whatever else where creating a space for a tail would be necessary, would simply adapt their designs to flatter the tails, which I think would certainly not be concealed. Outfits might come with coordinated tail accessories, however, to make people look really spiffy. Well, I take some of that back. Perhaps the religious right would try to take away the rights of the I HAVE A TAIL AND I'M PROUD!!!! group, the more liberal and tolerant among us who want their tails to swing freely in the afternoon sunshine. Then it could be another subject for endless debate here at the Feelings thread. I do believe Willie's tail would be wagging all the time. But then Hillary would notice, because tails don't lie, and she could smack him across the face with her tail, which I bet would have an accessory with little spikes on it. Perhaps Janice could start a business selling bondage and discipline tails, since she knows all about tiny french braids and cat o'ninetails. I think they might go over well in Europe, where people are not quite so hung up about normal body parts and functions. And in America, Rush Limbaugh and Pat Robertson could start some sort of Tail Decency Committee, and to raise money they could design special tail holders, which, unlike the accessories which glamorize the tails, would actually cover the entire tail. They could make some up in American flag prints, for example. Your computer chair will soon have a tail hole, Del. I can tell this is a fad that will sweep the earth, and special hormone pills will be readily available for all who want to grow one. We will all be known as TRANSTAILS, the enlightened elite of the human species!!!