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To: Don Pueblo who wrote (86)	4/9/1998 8:12:00 PM
From: james h. snyder	Respond to of 480

more than i can tell............at this time. smokin' j (ah.........not really)

To: Don Pueblo who wrote (86)	4/13/1998 5:43:00 PM
From: Jacques Chitte	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 480

I had an FTL drive for my first slingshot. Said so right there on the primary thrust module. Fruit [of] The Loom.

To: Don Pueblo who wrote (86)	5/9/1998 8:59:00 AM
From: Don Pueblo	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 480

MAD DOG NEWSLETTER SECRET NEWS ON THE CRASHCO SECRET NEW AQUISITIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this newsletter is free because I can't say I will charge monye for it yet because I might get kiced off SI but mostly because I am just learning and HOPING to go to work for Mark someday. The big news rght now is the suspected rumor of the possible impending new potential Crashco PRODUCTS to augment the current list of possible impending new potential Crashco Products. A little bird and I can't tell you who so don't even ask it is a secret I am in constant telepathic communication with and the LITTLE BIRD only talks TO ME. FLASH FLASH FLASH FLASH NEW PRODUCTS AND AQISITIONS FOR CRASHCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The first NEW PRODUCT is a revolutionary new software development that will be GUARANTEED to SAVE YOUR MONITOR FROM DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you know that if you leave your monitor on and you go away or don't use it that the protons or electrons or something like that will go into your monitor and EAT IT AWAY? I didn't know that but it is true. This NEW PRODUCT has been designed by the secret new Crashco Aquistion called CATACLYST SOFTWARE located in Boynton Beach, Florida. Crashco says this new technology that has been developed by CATACLYST SOFTWARE is going to revolutionize the MONITOR INDUSTRY. Did you know that EVERY PERSONAL COMPUTER HAS A MONITOR? And that EVERY MONITOR has these protons or electrons eating away at it TRYING TO DESTROY IT? HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR A SOLUTION TO THIS? Don't answer yet because there is ANOTHER SECRET AQUISITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONTINUENT TECHNOLOGY SOLUTIONS, INC. of Boynton Beach, Fla. (SAME BUILDING AS CATACLYST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) DEVELOPERS OF THE GIZMO SPACE AGE WHITE PLASTIC CARVING KNIVES!!!!!!!!! THESE KNIVES sorry my capital letters got stuck there are MADE OF POLYSTYRENE SPACE AGE WHITE PLASTIC AND ARE COMPLETELY INDESTRUCIBLE>. Thats right I didnt believe it at first either but they sent me an email and these dknives are indestructible. You CAN CUT ANYTHING WITH THIS KNIFE YOU CAN CUT STEEL OR LEATHER OR PAPER OR CHICKEN OR TURKEY OR GLASS ORWATER OR ANY BEVERAGE OR A LITTLE PIECE OF BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! If THE indESRUCTABLE KNIFE EVER EVER EVER EVER breaks, you send it back to the factory but you have to send a small shipping charge of ONLY TEN DOLLARS and then the factory will send you A BRAND NEW GIZMO KNIFE FREE AND THIS OFFER IS GOOD FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE NO MATTER HOW MANY INDESTRUCTIBLE KNIVES YOU BREAK!!!!!! HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR THAT? I said HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR THAT????????????????????????? Do you know that EVERY HOUSE IN AMERICA HAS AT LEAST ONE KNIFE???????? So that is $50 for a NEW GIZMO WHITE PLASTIC KNIFE times 300 million houses in America equals 15 BILLION DOLLDARS IN PROFITS FOR CRASHCO IN THE FIRST QUARTER ALEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that is not counting the "MONITOR SCREEN SAVER" from the other secret AQUISITION called CATACLYST SOFTWARE OF BOYNTON BEACH. People are willing to PAY THROUGH THE NOSE so there monitor doesn't blow up. EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS. THIS IS NEW TECHNOLOGY and only available on THE CATACLYST web site at getreal.com THE WEB SITE IS NOT UP YET because they are still preparing the little flyer that goes inside the box when you ship the MONITOR SCREEN SAVER out tothe CUSTOMER the fflyer that tells you the OTHER PRODUCTS THAT YOU CAN ORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are PUTTING THE FINAL TOUCHS on the new SECRET PROUCT BETA VERSION THAT AUTOMATICALLY CHANGES YOUR MONITOR IF YOU WALK AWAY AND PUTS A MOVING PICTURE OF SOME DOTS THAT LOOK LIKE STAR TREAK SO THE PROTONS AND ALL THAT WILL NOT EAT YOUR MONITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is the smartest thing I have ever herad of myself personally. That is another 5o BILLION DOLLARS in the first quarter so you can see why MAD DOG JUST LOVES CRASHCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS STOCK LLOOKS LIKE A WIWIWIWIWINNER TO ME BY GOLLY!!!!!!!! IT LOOKS LIKE IT WILL DOUBLE IN PRICE LATER TODAY OR EARLY TOMORRIW AT THE LATEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell your friends and neighborsbers to get on board and I'll see you next time when I MIGHT HAVE ANOTHER SECRET THAT NOBODY ELSE KNOWS THAT IS COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE CEO OF THE COMPANY VIA TELEPATHY.